Ma Bitches

That Pretty Much Sums It Up.

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motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

(via hands-in-the-air-wave-them)

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bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

(via eyesacknewton)

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laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

(via wormparty)